Braff_UnthinkableThoughts_jkt_rgb_web_HR
Paperback eBook

PAPERBACK

ISBN: 978-1-56512-420-2

LIST PRICE: $22.95

E-book

ISBN: 978-1-56512-893-4

LIST PRICE: $13.95

It’s 1977. Jacob Green, a Jewish kid from suburban New Jersey, sits on the stairs during his family’s housewarming party, waiting for his father, Abram — charming host, everyone’s best friend, and amateur emcee — to introduce him to the crowd. Housewarming parties, Annie Hall parties, and bar mitzvah parties punctuate Jacob’s childhood and require command performances by all the Green family members.

But when the confetti settles and the drapes are drawn, the affable Abram Green becomes an egotistical tyrant whose emotional rages rupture the lives of his family. Jacob doesn’t mean to disappoint his father, but he can’t help thinking the most unthinkable (and very funny) thoughts about public-school humiliation, Hebrew-school disinclination, and in-home sex education (with the live-in nanny!).

If only his mother hadn’t started college at thirty-six (and fallen for her psychology professor). If only he were more like his rebellious older brother (suspended from Hebrew school for drawing the rabbi in a threesome with a lobster and a pig). If only Jacob could confront his overbearing father and tell him he doesn’t want to sing in synagogue, attend est classes, write the perfect thank-you note, or even live in the same house with Abram Green. But, of course, he can’t. That would be unthinkable.

This self-assured, comic, yet piercing first novel deftly captures the struggle of an imperfect boy trying to become a suitable son.

Praise

"Great coming-of-age novel. Worth the price of admission just for Jacob Green’s bar mitzvah thank-you notes!” — John Green, bestselling author of The Fault in Our Stars

"A funny, heart-twisting story... Braff deftly captures the monumental and miniscule moments of everyday life." USA Today

"Rich, moving, and very funny...Readers will adore Jacob, but Braff's greater accomplishment is describing the boy's complex relationship with his father so well that we are forced to see the cruel, self-obsessed Abram as something more than a mere monster of ego." — Booklist, starred review

Meet the author

braff Photo Credit: Zach Braff

Joshua Braff is the author of the novels The Unthinkable Thoughts of Jacob Green and Peep Show. He lives in California with his wife and two children.